14. You Eat Your Feelings
This is when things start to get bad. For every emotion that you experience whilst writing your Everest of a dissertation, you eat. Whether you're stressed out, ecstatic that you've had an epiphany about the social politics in Austen's work or if you're just crying because you're tired, you'll eat. You eat so much that all you want to wear is sweat pants and you don't understand those people who turn up to their seminars looking absolutely flawless and refreshed. They are always bound to be the same ones who have their work finished a month early and are chilling out because they have absolutely nothing else to do. Let's hope they fail.