Shoot them already! If you have so much to say why not drop it in an email, otherwise by the time you're done the good guy you want dead will almost definitely escape.
12. Why We'd Rather Die Than Take Two Trips To The Grocery Store
There may come a day where our strength fails us, where we are forced to make more than one quest to bring in the groceries... BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY. Two trips are for the weak.