20 Funniest Lines In Harry Potter

2. When Uncle Vernon Was Being A Little Bit Silly

"€œI was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it€™s a plot to get the house.€ €œThe house?€ repeated Harry. €œWhat house?€ €œThis house!€ shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his forehead starting to pulse. €œOur house! House prices are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the way and then you're going to do a bit of hocus-pocus and before we know it the deeds will be in your name and€”€œ €œAre you out of your mind?€ demanded Harry. €œA plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?€"
Book: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Unfortunately for Vernon, yes, he probably is as stupid as he looks. It's amazing how baffling some people can be and Harry's unintentionally angry response is rather amusing.
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