20 Genius Tumblrs That Defined 2013

5. Pornhub Comments On Stock Photos

Find It Here. If you've never heard of the website Pornhub, I'm not going to recommend you visit it right now, as this is a family website. It's probably unlikely though that you'd need a rundown on what they specialise in. Fairly straightforward. Their commenters however, are far from predictable. From the exceptionally poor grammar to the confusing choice of video highlight (one man felt the need to use Pornhub comments to point his fellow viewers in the direction of a leaf-blower), it's hard to tell which commenters are for real, and which just have an incredibly dry sense of humour, even in those sorts of situations. I'll leave you to decide over the one who left a George Orwell quotation. Do try though, please, for the sake of the poor models in the stock photos, to remember that these people are not the same ones that left the comments. These poor people probably don't comment on Pornhub.

4. Make Me A Sandwich, B*tch

Find It Here. Have you ever noticed that rude people lead terribly lonely lives? Make Me A Sandwich B*tch have. And it's their sole purpose to expose the most sexist tweet of a person, and match it with their most pathetic. By cutting out all other tweets to make way for the big two or three that we want to read, Make Me A Sandwich B*tch are not just exposing the most boring misogynists on Twitter, they're giving their Tumblr followers some nice, succinct stories to brighten up their dashboards. Case in point: one Twitter user posts "B*tch make me a sandwich"; this shortly followed by "I want to pretend you're mine," concluded by "You blocked me on Facebook". It's the same with many of these; every sandwich comment is just the start of someone's social downfall. Politeness never cost a thing.
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