20 Problems Only Baristas Will Understand

8. Hot Chocolate Powder Is The Devil

Things What Are AwesomeIt gets everywhere! Your cheek, your hair, inside your shoe - if it€™s a body part then you have arguably found chocolate powder there and often with zero recollection of how it got there. You€™ll be sat down on your day off, yet you€™ll still have your significant other point to the chocolate in your hair after two showers.

7. Dark Roast, Fragrance For Men

Jack SparrowDisneyFrom the second you put on that apron and step behind the back bar, you are doomed to smell like coffee for the rest of your working days. No cologne is strong enough, no perfume is too potent and no shower can wash it away €“ accept your coffee smelling fate and move on with your life.

6. The 'Everything Order'

tumblrtumblr€œI would like two cappuccinos, one latte, one skinny latte with vanilla, one mocha, two hot chocolates but only one with cream and marshmallows, two chocolate muffins, one brownie, one bottle of coke and one croissant, but heated up.€ Always when the queue is out the door. The Everything Order is a barista€™s greatest nemesis.

5. Half-Foam Lattes

Buzz LightyearPixarA cappuccino, you want a cappuccino.
 
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