When dogs need to go, they need to go; it doesnt matter if theyre in your house, the car or in the middle of a dog show. However, the most inappropriate time they choose to go is usually when youre crossing the road and the light is flashing yellow. Holding up traffic a polite Brits worst nightmare. You just hold up your hand in apology as a queue of angry men and women honk their horn at you and your now very confused dog.
12. Oof!
There is no size, weight or age limit in the dogs eyes. If you let them sit on your lap as a puppy, theyll be your lapdog for life. It isnt so much a problem if you have a King Charles or a Westie, however, if you have a clingy wolfhound ouch. If you have a puppy now that you know is going to grow up to be a big dog, maybe it's best to hold off on the snuggling.
11. Youve Tried Their Food
Dont lie. One day, curiosity got the better of you and you dipped your finger into their wet food or nibbled on their kibble. It wasnt worth it.
10. Refusing To Relinquish The Ball
This is the biggest decision your dog will make in their entire life! They love the game and love the rewards just as much; its an eternal struggle going on inside your dogs mind. They just dont know what to do. No one ever really warns you just how difficult or frustrating it can be to teach your dog fetch. Fetch should really be renamed Give It or Drop the ball.
9. INTRUDER!
The gate has squeaked open, there's a knock at the door or the bell has been rung; your dog's head has shot up and in a split second you plead with them to stay calm, but to no avail, there is an intruder at the door and your dog must do everything as loudly as possible to protect the family.
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