20 Problems Only People From Southampton Will Understand
17. Having To Stock Up On Fundamentals Before The Boat Show Starts
Why? Well, once the bloody thing kicks off you can't get around Southampton for love nor money. Certain routes around the city can become completely gridlocked, and people trapped on First buses for an hour have been known to go feral and gnaw on each others' bones. reat it as a dry run for the zombie apocalypse: stock up on canned goods and toilet roll and rack up some milk in the freezer.
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