20 Problems Only People From Warrington Will Understand
13. Kids In The Fountain
You're young. You're casual. You're carefree. You're NOT in any way an embittered old crone who hates everything and everyone. Lovely. You walk into town and the fountain is on. There are children nearby- inevitably. You see them. You watch as they unbuckle their shoes. You close in on the fountain. Your calm composure suddenly hangs by a thread. "Splash me when you run in that f*cking fountain and I'll drown you in it!" you think but never voice. Rather, you glare. And scare the sh*t out of them. We've all done it. Be honest.
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