20 Problems Only People Who Don't Eat Meat Will Understand

3. The Ongoing War With Avacados

Not yet.. not yet.. not yet.. not yet.. now, eat me now! Too late. If you do manage to get the perfect ripeness, someone out there is watching over you. They go by the name of Avocagod.
 
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