20 Problems Only People From Durham Will Understand

9. Nobody Understands Your Jargon/Slang

"Me and wor lass met a hellish gadgie in Bish Vegas, didn't we pet? Aye he was proper canny, but his missus had proper minging nashers. A reet charver munter she was. There was defo summet wrong with her like". "Erm, what?"