20 Problems Only Student Teachers Will Understand

19. Going To The School/College For The First Time

Giphy 12 Gif Now this is how it should feel. You€™re smartly dressed. Polished shoes. You €˜own€™ adulthood. How can the kids not look at you and throw little confetti-pockets of respect at you as you pound the corridors of this educational establishment. Then, you€™re stopped at reception. You don€™t have an ID-Card so you€™ll have to wait at reception until your mentor, Mr Weary, comes down from his classroom. You sit on a hard chair in the entrance atrium (€˜hey guys, it€™s an atrium, it doesn€™t feel like a school because it all airy and free, just like education should be€™). Pupils walk past you and glare. Staff walk past you and glare. The site-manager glares because you don€™t have an ID. Finally, Mr Weary comes down. Old-school. Tie over shoulder. Beads of sweat on his brow because he€™s had to physically move. He gives you a tour of the educational establishment. Well, he takes you directly to his room which you will assume was the tour. Then you sit and he glowers and says, €˜I didn€™t really want a student teacher this year but, well, here you are. Any questions?€™. The next hour drags by as you go through time-tabling and curriculums. Then you have to go downstairs and watch two hours of Health & Safety and Equality & Diversity videos (er... so everyone is equal and everyone is different... and if you don€™t treat them equal and different, I don€™t get a job? Blimey.). Then they kick you out into the rain. Your brain a whirr of box-ticking and boredom. Get used to it.
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