20 Problems Only Student Teachers Will Understand

14. Lesson Planning

Giphy 7 Gif It€™s Sunday night. Your headache sits with you as closely as the pizza boxes and bad looks from your parents as you staggered in as they were eating breakfast. It€™s okay though. Rattle off the lesson plans and then the 2000 word reflective essay will roll off the keyboard. Then you hit a snag. How the hell do you do the lesson plan?! You€™ve been given three templates from Mr Weary (one is like a clock! Cool!) but the lesson-planning session on your course isn€™t for another fortnight. You stare at it. A mess of words and empty boxes. Lesson Objectives? Learning Outcomes? Equality & Diversity in the lesson? Differentiation? Resources? Oh God. You were just going to totally €˜blue sky€™ the session. Sit the kids down, Dead Poets Society-esque, in the field and talk about life and their expectations for the future. You were going to mentor these kool kids through the obstacles of life. Sod it. You€™ll stick a video on for ten minutes and get them to write about it. Boom.
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