20 Problems You'll Only Understand If You Were A Martial Arts Kid

2. Breaking All The Rules At The Presentation Evening

The annual presentation event was a magical night - not for the awards (unless you won something) but for the disco after. These were better than school discos, you and your small pocket of mates competing with the rest of the kids in the region to see who was the coolest. Yes of COURSE a game of tag would break out within minutes, what else? The night would always end on a downer though, as everybody crashed from too much sugar and the lack of an enforced bedtime.

1. Arguing Over Which Martial Art Is Better

"Karate is the best." "No, Judo." "Ju-Jitsu's better than all of them." "My sensei could beat up your sensei." God forbid you meet somebody who does a different martial art, or this debate will definitely ensue. No child has ever admitted that their martial art is less effective (or less hard - hardness is crucial) than their friend's martial art. All of which begs the question: which martial art actually is the best? Yours of course.
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