20 Reasons It Really Sucks To Be Poor Right Now

14. "I Can't Let Her See Where I Live!"

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It’s no wonder James Bond scored with Eva Green, Denise Richards and Halle Berry – he wasn’t living in a bedsit house with two bathrooms shared between ten people.

Reactions to such a dwelling run the gamut from “You said you had a place of your own” to “Ohmigod, what a pit!”, and to add insult to injury, she always notices the rat turds on the carpet. 

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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'