20 Ridiculous Things Which Make You Proud Of Being Scottish

17. We've Got A Private Army

You're darn tootin'. Don't mess with the Scots because we've got the only legal private army in the whole of Europe. The Atholl Highlanders, based at the picturesque Blair Castle in Perthshire are mostly ceremonial these but you can bet your last pound that if it came to a fight, they'd be happy to get right in amongst it, kilts and sporrans flying.