20 Ridiculous Things Which Make You Proud Of Being Scottish

15. We've Ruined The World's Favourite Food

Pizza is the world's favourite food. Delicious melting cheese, fresh tomato sauce and a thin, crisp base. Your mouth is probably watering just thinking about it. Well stop what you're doing. We're Scottish and we deep fry pizza. Oh yes. The world's favourite food can be coupled with our national cooking implement, the deep fat fryer, to create a culinary concoction which will be enough to drive some people to vomiting. Look on the bright side, at least it's not a Pizza Crunch which is the battered version available in all good Scottish chippies. You might be surprised to learn that it's actually quite nice, provided you don't think of it as being pizza.