2. "What If The Ice Breaker Doesn't Do Anything?"

The ice breaker that you thought was hilarious hasn't even made a dent; not even a cheeky smile or a hint of laughter from your partner and you can't believe how much of a robot they are. You then ignore what they're saying when they start talking about themselves and wonder what would happen if they were genuinely a cyborg and Ex Machina has actually happened to you.