17. "How Will I Even Recognise Them?"

If you've never seen what they look like, this seems like an impossible task that even Tom Cruise couldn't crack. What if you arrive first and spend so long looking for them that you think that they haven't turned up so you leave, then they turn up and they think that you stood them up? What if they look nothing like their picture because the one that they showed you was a one that they took twelve years ago when they had hair and a six pack. They're now bald and pretty out of shape. This means that you may have to go up to strangers in a bar and ask if they're the person that you're supposed to be dating so everyone will then put bets on how your date goes. There's nothing like a little added bit of pressure.