20 Terrible Things Every Private School Kid Went Through
6. Being Forced To Have Outdated Haircuts
Private schools dont stop at saddling you with an impossible uniform; they restrict your right to a decent haircut too. Boys have two options: floppy curtains in the style of 90s pop sensation Chesney Hawkes or the side-parted mop made popular by Donald Trump.
Do girls have it easier? Absolutely not. The threat of pigtails, that time-honored classic that haunts many a female alumni's nightmares long after she graduates, is just waiting for a photo opportunity.