20 Terrible Things Every Private School Kid Went Through
3. Being Exposed To Endless Amounts Of Classical Music
Whether its the wild piano concertos of Beethoven or the sultry strains of Tchaikovsky, a little knowledge of classical music can go a long way to nourishing ones soul. Or impressing a date. Whichever matters more. But too much of a classical thing can curdle your soul to the point where your body builds up an autoimmune reaction to anything contemporary.
Tell that to private schools who have a natural aversion to music written after 1900, meaning years of tedious cello lessons and unwilling participation in school orchestras and choirs.