7. You'll Sacrifice Anything You Can For A Pair Of Jimmy Choos
You have your priorities, and at the top of that list are a pair of designer shoes that glow in a light brighter than any angel. This is the mothership of all shoes and you've sacrificed going out and spending time with your friends in order to buy them. It took you six months of anti social behaviour to save up for them and the pain that they're causing your feet is worth every penny.