12. You Over Exaggerate Everything
Okay so maybe the #beautifulday photograph you took on your run showed a sky that wasn't that blue and bright without the filter you applied. Perhaps your #Iwokeuplikethis selfie had a teeny little enhancement and the gig you went to was awful music but the band members were hot and had a huge following so you still sang their praises anyway. That's your given skill; to make the dull and dreary seem exciting. It's not embellishment at all.
11. There Is No Such Thing As A Relaxing Day Off
Answering comments, researching your next article, updating social media, taking selfies, sorting out sponsorships, creating a new mood board and planning something fun to do at the weekend to blog about; is it any wonder you call yourself a 'full-time blogger.'