20 Things Only Durham University Students Will Understand
12. Lloyds Or Loveshack Is The Most Important Call You'll Ever Make
It's Wednesday night, where are you going out? Be careful, because once either Lloyds or Loveshack has your allegiance, you're theirs forever. You'll gain a strange right-wing patriotism for your favourite and grow to hate the other club. "Loveshack is the better night out." "But Lloyds is free entry mate." "Yeah but Loveshack has a minivan next to the dancefloor." "Lloyds' toilets are nicer than most of the viaduct."
11. You Know Never To Hand Your Campus Card In
Especially not on a social, and ESPECIALLY not at a Bailey college. Either your sports club will do something outrageous and get all your cards confiscated, or you'll be too drunk to remember it when you leave for the next bar. Pretend you left it at home, or lost it on the Loft dancefloor amongst all the smoke. Never surrender it.
It's Wednesday night, where are you going out? Be careful, because once either Lloyds or Loveshack has your allegiance, you're theirs forever. You'll gain a strange right-wing patriotism for your favourite and grow to hate the other club. "Loveshack is the better night out." "But Lloyds is free entry mate." "Yeah but Loveshack has a minivan next to the dancefloor." "Lloyds' toilets are nicer than most of the viaduct." 