It's a nightmare situation but nobody will sympathise. They've all paid their share of the fare, full speed ahead! You're left scrabbling about between the seats while the driver silently judges you in his rearview. He won't offer to help of course. In fact, you suspect these seats are designed specifically to trap coins in between them.
3. The Token Lightweight Is In Absolutely No State To Go Out
You're baffled how they reached this state - they were drinking the same amount as everyone else. They really should have been put to bed before you left the house. It's too late now though, they're in the queue and it's now your duty to smuggle them into the nightclub. You'll somehow manage it, but they'll be kicked out within half an hour for vomiting all over those plush leather seats.
