5. You Live In The Library Hoping To Get Granger Smart
For some reason it just isn't working despite the long hours that you're putting in and you hair is getting bushier and bushier just like Hermione's. No-one is staring at you from across the bookcases in a romantic way like Krum did and you're gutted that no libraries have any restricted sections because that would just be too much for a wannabe wizard to handle.