3. The Constant Need To Know What Your Patronus Would Be
Who are you? You know that you're only defined based on whatever animal your patronus is and until you know for sure what which animal will be chasing away those dementors, you're finding it difficult to sleep at night. You also find it offensive when someone says that your Patronus would be a giraffe. Like, what does a giraffe do? You'd also like to know what your animagus would be and you're so upset that none of it is real. Sad times.
