18. Your Only Argument With Your Boss Is About Your Browsing History
"Listen, I know I'm on company time here but I promise you that I'm having a bad day and spending ten minutes on Pottermore really will make me more productive because it makes me happy and when I'm happy, I work better." You also need to look up spells that you've forgotten the name of and Harry Potter cocktails you'll be making over the weekend because Pottermore has sorted you into Hufflepuff house for the third time in a row and you really want to be in Slytherin.