20 Things You're Doing That Are Actually Against The Law

8. Handling A Salmon

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For those of you “handling a salmon under suspicious circumstances” in the UK, you’re advised to drop said salmon and walk away. On the other hand, you could just stop doing whatever it was that was making your activity suspicious and cook it like a normal piscivore.

 
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