8. 'Can I Have My Phone Back Now?'
No, you can't, so stop bloody asking. Kids are always on their phones trying to text someone without being very subtle; their phone gets confiscated for the rest of the day and it's something that they just can't understand, like you've robbed them. Stop trying to talk to everyone in your contact list while you're at school and then you'll be able to learn something. If they're playing on Flappy Bird, then they've just lost all of your respect.