4. 'Why Are You Always Ill?'
Every day you're surrounded by people; whether it's students or fellow members of staff, someone is bound to have the cold. And my oh my, do colds know how to spread around schools. You have a constant supply of tissues, paracetamol and vaseline in your desk drawer so you're prepared for anything. Your bottom drawer is full of items that you'll need for the zombie apocalypse.