18. 'You Get So Many Holidays, It's Not Even Fair'
Someone else calls them holidays while you know them as 'working from home.' Let's face it, during the six week Summer holidays, by the time you've finished grading everything from the end of the previous term and have everything planned for the beginning of next term, you're probably left with two weeks holiday to yourself, if you're lucky. Of course you take a day off here and there when you just can't even face looking at your red pen anymore, but the majority of the time is spent working.