7. Your Future Spouse Is Currently Walking Around Making Memories That They're Going To Tell You About Someday
Time is a concept that can be different to understand, especially as the last time Star wars was released in movie theatres, France was still beheading people at the guillotine... But right now (if you're not married), your future soulmate is walking around somewhere making memories that will mean something to them that they'll then tell you about later on down the line.
