The more you think about sex, the weirder it becomes. But let's start at hugging. You just go up to a person and put your body on theirs for a certain amount of time; and you can do so clothed or otherwise. Then you start kissing and you voluntarily put your tongue into someone else's mouth. That's where they eat and burp and yet you can't get enough of it. You're swapping saliva and now you literally have their spit in your mouth. Then you two get down to business. Who would have thought to have put that in there in the first place? You do things in the bedroom that would not be acceptable to do outside of those parameters and even though they seem fine at the time, you'll probably think about what you did after your other half has left and you'll be glad that you didn't record it. Because no one wants to see you doing that.
