15. Hows Your Wife? We Are Separated...
archive.beefjack.comThis one sucks, and there is not a great deal you can do about it. You can not exactly go through life checking peoples ring fingers to make sure that they are still together before you ask someone politely about their spouse. Most people will be pretty nice about it but it is still an awkward few moments of conversation while you remove your foot from deep within your mouth.
14. Dude Tattoos Are Stupid.. I Have Tattoos...
Sure, some people are dicks about this and make sure that you feel awkward, but it is still a safe bet not to insult something like a tattoo right in front of someone unless you are damn sure that they do not have any. There is not much of a way to back out of it other than saying Yea man thats cool, I really like the designs of yours but theyre just not for me. Besides, I dont think I could handle the pain like you. They will know you are just covering your tracks and you will still look stupid.
13. Accidentally Saying LOL In Conversation
victorious.wikia.comIf you are older than about 17 this should never happen, but unfortunately it still does. Lots of people have taken to using haha only in texts now so as to avoid the potential social crisis of letting a lol slip out because they forget for a moment that it is real life and each line of speech is not occurring in a blue or grey bubble on their iPhone screen. This one is particularly embarrassing when it happens with someone who has no idea what lol means.
12. TOO MUCH INFORMATION
mrwgifs.comThere is not much worse than meeting someone for the first time when she says something like Yeah me and my boyfriend just barely have sex anymore or This song was playing at my dads funeral last week. There is barely an appropriate response to such statements even if the person is a friend. People feel the need to volunteer information about themselves far too often and it puts everyone else in a really awkward situation. How are you supposed to respond to that? Yea this song is sh*t.