15. No One Wants To Be On F.I.B
You absolutely hate it when it's your turn to cover FIB. You will have grown to hate FIB more than anything else in this world because whenever you say hello to customers as they come in, they'll either never acknowledge you, or will look at you like you're crazy. To be fair, you are wearing a backpack with a teddy bear poking its head out of, holding a leash attached to a dog on roller skates and you're wheeling that around trying to entertain yourself.