13. Being Paranoid That Your Kid Will Hear You Having Sex
"Shh! Shh!" "Did I hear a baby cry?" "Not so loud!" You're so scared that your child hears you having sex that you're forced to bite pillows to the point of suffocation and even if you try as hard as you can, that little tyke will eventually kill your buzz. If not today, then definitely tomorrow.
"Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."
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