9. Simple Tasks Like Peeing Will Never Be Done In Peace Ever Again
Going to the bathroom on your own is like the holy grail of freedom. Of course when you do, youre usually worried about what your newly mobile toddler is up to. Why are they so quiet? Oh God, theyre drawing on the walls, playing with your cellphone chargers cord, dismembering your dog. Then you finish up and rush to the baby, only to realise theyre just occupied with something completely innocent.
"Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."
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