15. Calling Each Other "Mom" And "Dad" Instead Of "Babe" Or "Baby"
Gone is the honeymoon phase where you call each other the sweetest and most sickening pet names. "Sweety Poo", "Gummy Bear", "Pumpkin Face" - it's all being reserved for your new bundle of joy. Now you're calling each other "MOM!" and "DAD!" at 3'o clock in the morning asking one another to pass the diaper before your baby pees on you.
"Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."
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