20. Swearing At Inanimate Objects
"Why won't you just f*cking work you massive piece of sh*t?" You can get very angry towards some technological products in your house and you tend to go through a series of stages: happiness, confusion, frustration, anger, cursing, Hulk smash and then sadness. Unless the smashing thing worked, you're forever grateful that it listened to you in the first place and suddenly stopped being a massive piece of sh*t, but apart from that you'll now need to buy a new one.