22 Problems Only Lesbians Can Understand

14. Drag Is Hard

Drag is never an easy feat, but drag kings definitely have it harder. You can€™t just tape your boobs to your inner thigh, so if you€™re blessed in the chest department dragging up tends to result in looking like an oddly lumpy woman wearing a fake moustache. Sadly hips generally don€™t lie, so unless you resemble a particularly long rake then even the most convincing of stick-on facial hair can€™t help you pass.
 
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