22 Problems Only Lesbians Can Understand

3. "Why Don't You Just Date A Guy?"

Some people think that if you date somebody who is androgynous and you use a dildo, then why don€™t you just date a guy? The real question is, why do people risk having heterosexual sex when, guys, a hole is just a hole, and ladies, why not just date an androgynous girl who uses a dildo because, let€™s be honest, they€™re probably much better at using it and don€™t have all that hair on their back and in their ears. Just a thought.
 
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