The minute someone new discovers youre a lesbian, suddenly youre the beacon of knowledge that they never knew existed. Youre a treasure trove of answers to their obscure burning questions like but can it really be sex without a penis? and do lesbians shave? The only explanation is that these people have never heard of the internet, which is why they abruptly ask intensely sexual questions to someone theyve usually only just met. Seriously though, just google it.
