22 Things Only Australians Living In London Will Understand
9. Your Skin And Hair Will Change Colour
After about 6 months in London, you'll look down at your naked body and something will be... off. You can't put your finger on it right away and then suddenly you'll see it. All of your skin is the same colour. It's paler than it's ever been and there is nary a tan line in site. This is the first time this has happened since you were born and it'll take some time to adjust. Also, you thought you were a brunette but- surprise!- your hair is black now. Welcome to your new goth look.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
