22 Things Only Australians Living In London Will Understand
7. Unless They Are Serving You Coffee
The exception to this "don't chat to other Aussies" rule is in the cafes. There are whole websites devoted to finding the best Australian (and Kiwi) run coffee shops in London and you will bookmark those sites and let them be your guide. The word "Flat White" on a menu will fill you with endorphins and you will trick your British mates into brunching with you at these establishments because if one more person tries to convince you that a "Full English" is a good use of breakfast food you will go postal. Related: welcome to the avocado party, England! You're only 40 years late!
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.