4. Election Day Here Is Dumb
On the topic of democracy - seriously London, sort out your dull-as-dirt election days. It doesn't help that like five of you are actually voting (and by the way, it's never not hilarious when you guys talk about your proud and important parliament which no one bothered voting for). But the voting booths themselves have nothing going on! Whither the fetes? Whither the cake sales? WHITHER THE SAUSAGE SIZZLE? How can people be expected to exercise their rights without the promise of cheap pork at the end?
Brydie Lee Kennedy
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
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