22 Things Only Australians Living In London Will Understand

21. You'll Be Served Australian "Wine" You've Never Heard Of

Shout out to the vineyards of Australia who are clearly getting together to joyfully chuck their worst grapes into three vats- one for red, one for white, one for what they'll call rosé but is actually just a shrug in a glass- which they then whack some stamps on and ship to the UK. If the "Australian wine" on the list has a label you've never seen before and claims to be from "north-mid-south-central Australia" or similar, Just Say No. Also, do you know that Jacob's Creek is still a thing? England does.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.