22 Things Only Australians Living In London Will Understand
18. People Don't Take Kindly To Your Window Cracking
"Who opened this window?" "I, the Australian, opened the window." "We've had this talk, Australian." "Yes I know, and I am aware that it's cold outside and that we have central heating for a reason but are you aware that this entire city is operating without oxygen somehow? Did building an underground transport system convince you that humans don't need air to survive? This is why we're sick all the time!" "I'm closing the window now, Australian." "Yep, OK, see you in half an hour to do this again."
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
