2. You Lose Things Regularly
Not only do you lose things a lot by sitting on them but your bum can also allow you to unconsciously perform a multitude of other things that you never intended to do that day. Like accidentally ringing or texting someone when your phone is in your back pocket. You'll usually stand up and realise that some chocolate has miraculously fallen from your mouth yet it has melted all over your bottom resulting in a questionable stain on your trousers. (This probably happens to most people anyway).