23 Problems That Only Travel Agency Workers Will Understand
18. That Lonely Old Person Who Will Never Book A Holiday But Likes To Talk For 423 Hours
Beep-boop the door buzzer signals a potential customer. You snap your head up from the computer monitor, close the .doc file of your round the world trip plans, and your heart sinks: It's Gladys and she just has to tell you about her Grandson in Sydney, whom she plans to visit soon. This of course is her segue into reeling off a long list of her Grandsons (lets call him Trent) achievements down under. You tune in and out, piercing the wall of noise detailing Trents abilities as a guitarist with an occasional Oh wow, really?, or a did he now! as you search for return flights over Christmas. Alas you do so in a fit of futility, for the third time this week, knowing she will never buy a thing. Okay Gladys, well thanks for dropping by. Maybe there will be a better price tomorrow. Send my regards to Trent.
