3. You'll Fall In Love With Fictional Characters
This will happen to you at some point and maybe more than once. With the ladies, it's usually the men presented in the Classics that have the biggest impact so Mr Darcy and Dracula usually reign high on the 'come and ravish me' list. Guys are slightly different in the sense that they tend to admire the men presented in the text or at the very least, develop a little man crush. This will ruin any chances of developing relationships with people in the real world as they're not running around in wet, white shirts or are still alive. And that crushes you.